yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is Oprah even human
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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