Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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