just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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