operation have a gay friend backfired
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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