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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence