I want to have your abortion
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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