hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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