I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
