Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
