if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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