ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
why do cheetos always look like penises
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
