Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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