You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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