I think i peed on brittanys purse
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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