Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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