the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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