In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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