I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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