I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
