You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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