So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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