I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i wish my penis had a tongue
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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