omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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