That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I have post one night stand depression
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