So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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