dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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