I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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