Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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