I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
