This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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