I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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