thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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