i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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