; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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