ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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