I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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