I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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