i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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