Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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