Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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