I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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