he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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