there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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