Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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