Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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