its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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