she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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