he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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