I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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