honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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