found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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