just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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