Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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