sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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